- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
Actually I’m pretty sure that having a vagina is actually the definition of a woman…
#they have the best kisses in any disney thing ever#EVER #because it’s always rapunzel grabbing him and pulling him close #which is GREAT #because her entire character arc is about her seizing the life she deserves#and reveling in every tiny magical moment #and she’s met this boy that she loves#and she’ll be DAMNED if she ever lets him go #SHE EVEN DIPS HIM #SHE DIPS HIM AND KISSES HIM #my daaaaaaarling girl #and the wedding kiss killed me DEAD because eugene’s face is so priceless #he’s still not used to it #he’s still not used to her at all #and he probably never will be
“I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.”
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number
